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When People Treat Me Like Some Kind Of A Dork For Loving Sci-Fi Stuff It's usually guys (and sometimes girls if we make direct eye contact) that think they're really cool. Well I've got news for them. Do you think a bloodthirsty 3rd generation Rathenoid assassin knows, or even cares, what cool is? No way. And if you stopped to comment on the raspberry jam stains on its vest and corduroys, just to make your friends laugh one day during a passing period, do you think it would hesitate for a second before disintegrating you with its 7-Alloy Plasma Cannon? I didn't think so.............Rick Darham. |
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This Dream I Keep Having Where I'm A Druid That Just Lost His Powers Really frustrating. My mom says it's a metaphor. Can't believe I told her. |
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Relationship Subplots Involving Two Aliens And No Humans Zzzzzzzzzzzz. I don't care if your mating customs involve setting fire to a dodecahedron crystal so your foreheads glow or some crap. I just want the differences between humans and other aliens to be laid bare for my action, dramatic, and comedic enjoyment. That's the good stuff. I'm not here to learn another language and it's accompanying culture, NERDS. |
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Sci-Fi Conventions I have a lot of acne, so I don't like to go out in public a lot. |
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Attractive Half-Human/Half-Alien Females Most shows have them.... But, first of all, what race of aliens are able to PROCREATE with humans?? Can you think of any?? Their reproductive organs would have to match up, before anything else. PRETTY UNLIKELY. That means, even if they have ovaries, which is HIGHLY UNLIKELY, their ovaries would have to accept human sperm and not just KILL it immediately. Not to mention that the females of the alien race would have to keep themselves from EATING the male humans they're mating with. What are the odds of that?? EXTREMELY UNLIKELY. Duh, you idiots. But that's what makes these half-breed women so attractive........................................................ they're rare. |
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When Guys That Hunt Aliens For A Living Get Lonely And Sad I mean, what did they expect? "I thought I'd finally found a normal girl, but it turned out she was a Krag-Frangol trying to suck my soul from my body. I'm really depressed tonight." Come on, dude! You want to hunt aliens AND have a normal life on the side?? Not gonna happen, bro. You traded it for glory. |
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Thinking About The Future Whether it's tomorrow or ten thousand light years from now... Whether we're still around to see it as a human race... Or whether we'd even be able to understand it.... There are an infinite number of possibilities. Anything can happen. Anything can be done. If you decide you're going to change, you can become whoever you want to be. Today I might have a left foot that curves too far inward to run fast. I might have a lot of difficulty pronouncing "th" sounds because of swelling on my tongue. I might have a less than inspiring allergy to over-the-counter shampoos. But in the future... I don't have any of that. In the future....I drive a Hover-Moto-Scooter that I stole. I shoot Niadantamine Laser Arrows with frightening accuracy. I have long, greasy hair.....and it's all the rage. In the future, we're all safe. Because the future....oh....the sweet, strange, beautiful future....exists only in our minds. (And in kick-ass TV shows and movies) |
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I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THE SECOND FLOOR OF THE SEARS IN MY HOMETOWN MALL GATHERING UP COURAGE TO GO BACK TO THE FIRST FLOOR, NO ONE IS PERFECT.
Let's get back to really spoofing and goofing.
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12/11/2008
Tim takes a break from worrying about school loans to think about television commercials.
YES COMMUNICATION WAS ONE OF MY MAJORS. SORRY MOM AND DAD. I'M DOING SOMETHING PRACTICAL WITH MY 4-YEAR DEGREE, I SWEAR.
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12/11/2008
LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL - THE FIRST PERSON TO FINISH THESE BEERS IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Tim fires up his own base.
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10/16/2008
Seriously, Tim sits down all the time without getting aroused.
Nothing about sitting down gets Tim aroused, okay?
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08/19/2008
I want to be real with you this week.
It's okay to say what's on our minds.
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07/30/2008
No one can say Bon Jovi never tried.
The lord of our manor is kind, this is true. But my goodness does he smell terrible.
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07/15/2008
FOAM SOAP COMES IN DIFFERENT COLORS AND SCENTS GET INTO IT
Quaker needs to get up off its a--butt.
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07/02/2008
Ah...the joys of having children.
Tim puts on the comfortable, arch-supported shoes of a parent
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06/23/2008
Andrew McCarthy would take better care of you than Rob Lowe, ladies.
Tim sticks his foot in it, and admits that he'd rather see it on someone else's...
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06/11/2008
Bordelle, j'm'ennui...t'as un clop?
Tim puts on his best impression of a French waiter in a pizza restaurant.
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05/30/2008