Get on the bus with us! The Second City TourCo has been everywhere man, and we wanted to tell you a little more about our journeys through the 50 states that make up this country. It’s a bit of a cross between the 4th grade State Report you did as a kid and The Merry Pranksters. We may not have a name for our bus, but here’s our take on every state in the union...and a couple of other places that might qualify.

"Y'all don't understand. I never seen so many Dominican women with cinnamon tans."-Will Smith, Miami

• A letter to the state of Florida...

Dear Florida,

Are you for real? I mean, come on. Not only are you loaded to prime, beach-studded real estate on every side... (Not every side, of course. You are a peninsula, and that's from the Latin paene insula, which either means "almost an island" or "shaped like a Johnson") Not only are you littered with sweet, sweet beaches, but you also have Disney

...and that's just the first 1000 letters! Keep reading...

What an historic day! Everywhere we turn it's "an" historic...we get it grammar police. Aside from the election, there was TV happening!
(image courtesy of Brian Kravets)

What was the most amazing thing you saw yesterday?

will.i.am joining Anderson Cooper via HOLOGRAM like Emperor Palpatine! Seeing Jesse Jackson weep after Obama was announced as President Elect...this only a few short weeks after wanting to cut his nuts off. Hearing pundits actually suggest that Sarah Palin makes a viable Republican candidate in 2012. Dude, we elected a brother named Barack Hussein Obama! That's what's awesome!

Go on and see the old ones...

Tim fires up his own base.
The Likert Scale of Justice...

You know who likes Days of Thunder? Not a single one of us.
Smell our jocks...

Cap'N Teal starts off our newest section with a review of a VERY pink bar in Charlotte.
Crawl With Her...